The Dark Paw
I bite, i scratch, but never complain. Purfessional drive-biter. ( Recorded kills 2026: Mice: 5 + unconfirmed: 1, Birds: 3 )
Territory
the neighborhood
Known Associates
Tommy
Threat Level
Extreme to mice and birds
Favourite Nap Spot
A patch of faux grass
Nemesis
GPS cat
🐦
3
Birds
🐭
8
Rodents
🦟
3
Insects
💨
4
Rodents escaped
Sept. 7, 2026
Its 4:20 am, after a long night outside i walk the stairs, jump on foodgivers bed and bite that hand that is supposed to feed me. He tricks me, walks with me to the catfood, pets me, turns around and walks away. After a few bites i follow him and…
Aug. 27, 2026
Proudly i climbed over foodgivers new fence, carrying a new mousy friend. I presented mousy to foodgiver as he slowly closed the door and told me to take care of it outside. I put mousy down, not once, not twice, but thrice.. And mousy…
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Aug. 20, 2026
After a catch and accidental release of my friend mouse two days ago i managed to impress my foodgiver today by bringing home a 'baby' crow named Eric. After having a taste i left some out for foodgiver to clean up. Am also not sure if foodgiver…
Aug. 16, 2026
Every morning i do the same thing. Check if foodgiver is still sleeping, slowly walk over to his feet and start attacking them. This time i got caught on camera.Also, "Respect the death…
Aug. 14, 2026
Foodgiver has given me a new thing, most likely to bribe me and keep me away from the stairs that he so desperately wants to…
Aug. 9, 2026
Its been slow lately, its hot outside, its hot inside, we look for places that have some draft and darkness. In the mean time, The Kinks are playing on the radio with 'Sunny Afternoon'. Added some more obligatory zzznappsionshots of this past…
July 27, 2026
That moment when they tell you..you ate through a months supply of your favorite food within 3 weeks and there is no more left…