The Dark Paw
I bite, i scratch, but never complain. Purfessional drive-biter. ( Recorded kills 2026: Mice: 5 + unconfirmed: 1, Birds: 3 )
Territory
the neighborhood
Known Associates
Tommy
Threat Level
Extreme to mice and birds
Favourite Nap Spot
A patch of faux grass
Nemesis
GPS cat
🐦
3
Birds
🐭
8
Rodents
🦟
3
Insects
💨
4
Rodents escaped
May 18, 2026
This afternoon i woke up and my foodgiver started howling in a high-pitched voice, "What did you do poekie", followed by a lot of 'flappieflaps' and suddenly a monotone ominous voice.. I suspected he was up to something, but nothing happened. For…
May 18, 2026
Woke up my foodgiver, told him i wanted to go outside. He said no and opened the blinds of a window and told me to come watch. He went back to bed and i decided to walk out through the cat-portal anyway. Soon i discovered why he said no and had to…
May 15, 2026
While my foodgiver was eating a sandwich i brought home a new rodent friend. Somehow it got away from me and we have looked all over the place, yet empty pawed we remained.I am being vigilant, continue looking, sure the mouse will show up, or…
May 12, 2026
After a little playing with my sidekick I am now treating my foodgiver to a nice ASMR version of me eating my home brought…
May 10, 2026
A cry for help, we must investigate.. Also, they see me standing.. they…
May 9, 2026
Me and my sidekick will start our rounds soon, dont wait…
April 28, 2026
After months of nagging my foodgiver for a new cave I finally got one. Purrfectly camouflaged. You can see me inspecting the…