April 26, 2026
NSFW: What do you mean "Take it outside"?
That one time my foodgiver doesnt have to feed me, he starts telling me to bring my food outside.. Like you would on the pavement of a fine restaurant.. Of course…
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The Dark Paw
Schnappi
I bite, i scratch, but never complain. Purfessional drive-biter. ( Recorded kills 2026: Mice: 5 + unconfirmed: 1, Birds: 3 )
Operative Dossier
Territory
the neighborhood
Known Associates
Tommy
Threat Level
Extreme to mice and birds
Favourite Nap Spot
A patch of faux grass
Nemesis
GPS cat
Body Count 14 total
🐦
3
Birds
🐭
8
Rodents
🦟
3
Insects
💨
4
Rodents escaped
Adventures featuring Schnappi
April 2, 2026
A stick
My foodgiver has a thing for this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K05N2jqFHc8 , however i cant stand it and must destroy all…
March 3, 2026
Hunting the evil pigeon Coo
Every morning Coo terrorizes the neighborhood, disturbing all peace, but no more... Today will be your last day Coo.. Mrow my…
Jan. 1, 2026
Introducing: your frrriendly neighborhood watch
Before you know it, people will call out for us, "I'm Schnappi, and this is my sidekick…
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